Hello, there, everyone!
Anyways, today I’ll be showing you 5 things you DO NOT want to say to a bookworm/writer unless you have a death wish. So take this as a warning, all you non-bookworms who I’m assuming are brainless people who hate all things bookish and are the true evil of this world and my assumption is correct. The writing ones are in blue, the reading ones in black.
1. “Stop crying. It’s just a book.”
Ok, first of all, NO IT’S NOT JUST A BOOK. It’s my soulmate. It’s my baby. And I shall devour it and stroke it and mourn over it until I die and can join my favorite character in Heaven. And I’m crying because MY FAVORITE CHARACTER JUST DIED SHOW SOME RESPECT YOU ARE NOT INVITED TO THE FUNERAL I MISS HIM/HER SO MUCH *grabs book* The thing yo making fun of? It’s also a weapon.*hits non-bookworm in the face with the book* *Walks away*
2. “Just watch the movie.”
nOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo. The movie is just NOT AS GOOD AS THE BOOK, OK??? Have you SEEN the Wrinkle in Time movie? Really good AT FIRST but then THE DAD JUST LEAVES AT THE END? They go all the way to save him and then HE JUST LEAVES. It just doesn’t do the book justice.
3.“Time for bed.”
*growls* I am in the CIMAX HERE and I am on a ROLL and my fingers are typing as fast as I can and and NO I CANNOT GO TO BED!!!!!!!!!! *hits person who said that with laptop*
4. Whatcha doin’?
GET OUT OF MY LAPTOP. IT’S MY MONEYMAKER. AND GET OUT OF MY FACE, IT’S ALSO MY MONEYMAKER.
What. HOW DARE YOU. *tattletales* MO-OM/PRINCIPAL/PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, MR. HATER BULLIED ME! Possible responses: Deal with it/I’ll call their parents/what the heck is happening I’m the president leave me alone
*HITS HATER WITH BOOK A MILLION TIMES* *AND AGAIN* AND THROW IN A LAPTOP FOR GOOD MEASURE* *AND A BRICK*
So, those were um….Interesting?
OK, they were all over the place! Hopefully you enjoyed this post and make sure to subscribe down below!
Did you enjoy this post? Has anyone ever said these to you? Do you actually hit them with books?